Parting is such sweet sorrow? Nah.. Now that you've been dumped, do you need an antidote to the sickly sweet pet name you found your ex-partner, ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, ex-husband, ex-wife? Use the un-Romantic Pet Name Generator to create a few choice terms for your ex.

Disclaimer: The phrases produced by the un-Romantic Pet Name Generator are not suitable for use. Please don't use them. They will only make things worse. And we are not responsible for any consequences resulting from their use. Prolonged use of the generator may cause extreme bitterness. Time to move on.